When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm readin a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!